昨夜,彤把几罐playdough 参起来玩。爸爸无奈在善后。
妈咪想要彤知错
妈咪: why u mix
all the play dough together?
彤: u no love me any more?
妈咪: yes I love u. But why u mix the play
dough?
彤: do you miss me?
妈咪: .... (无言中。。干吗一直牛头不对马嘴)
彤: oh ~ u no miss me any more...
妈咪: yes I miss u (无奈). But why u mix all the play dough?
彤: do you love me?
鬼打墙??一直都在这里??这个小妞,遇到不要回答的问题很会转移话题。。。
可以当艺人??
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彤想要立刻就过圣诞节
于是
妈咪
:不能哦~ santa 还在做工 make
toys for every nice kids
彤:呜呜呜~
妈咪:啊~ 不要哭啦~ santa等下说你不乖没有present 哦~
(假聪明的妈咪为了让彤一直乖,继续往下说)
你乖一次,就有一个small
present. 再乖一次有bigger present, 再乖多一次又有more present o~
不过,你cranky一次,santa will take away 1 present. if u still continue crying,
another present will disappear...
(不要说我利用santa, 乱教育小孩, 有时小孩太吵了,情不自禁就说了。。我。。。会改的~)
彤:No~~
妈咪;Why??
彤:I cant come
out!!~~
妈咪:??
彤:Too many
presents, i can not come out. I only want 2 presents~
(意思是她会被很多礼物淹没。。)
这小妞,这么笃定自己可以拿到这么多礼物??还觉得自己不贪心??